LETTER TO MR ANWAR GARGASH, UAE

یواے ای وزیرخارجہ کےنام 

پاکستانی پارلیمنٹ کی طرف سے (گوکہ یہ ایک سمارٹ قرارداد ہے جو اس حکومت کو سعودی عرب افواج بھیجنے سے نہیں روکتی)پہلی مرتبہ ایک ڈھنگ کے فیصلے کے بعد متحدہ عرب امارات کے ڈپٹی وزیرخاجہ جناب محمد انورغرقاش نے اپنے

ٹوئٹر پر ایک دھمکی دی کہ پاکستان کوسعودی عرب کوانکار کرنے پر سنگین نتائج بھگتنا
پڑیں گے ۔۔اس دھمکی کے بعد دفتر خارجہ کے ہونٹوں پر تو تالا ہے البتہ وزیرداخلہ چودھری نثارعلی خان نے ایک حقیقی پاکستانی ہونے کے ناطے اس وزیرکو سخت زبان میں جواب بھی دیا ہے حقیقت بھی سامنے رکھی ہے اور سمجھایابھی ہے ۔سنا ہے کہ اس بیان سے میاں نوازشریف صاحب ان سے ناراض ہوئے ہیں لیکن یہ حقیقت ہے اس عربی وزیر کی زبان درازی پر پاکستان غصے میں ہیں اور ایک ایسے ہی پاکستانی نے اس وزیرکے نام پاکستانی عوام کی طرف سے ایک خط لکھا ہے ۔۔اس کی زبان ان وزیر کے شایان شان ہے ۔۔اس خط کو میں یہاں لکھ رہا ہوں میرے بھی جذبات کچھ ایسے ہی ہیں ۔۔۔
To,
His Excellency Mr Anwar Gargash,
Minister of State for Foreign Affairs,
The United Arab Emirates.

Dear Mr Gargash,
All of us Pakistanis are in receipt of your expression of outrage over the decision of our Parliament, to NOT bend over this time, grab our ankles, and allow a conflict with which we have no connection whatsoever, to pummel us senseless.

Your dire warning of "grave consequences" has left us all shaken and terrified. We're literally quaking in our boots. Now, we will no longer be able to enjoy your largesse, probably. No more swanky residences in Jumeirah, I guess. No more penthouse apartments in Burj Khalifa, either. Probably no more visits to the Dubai Cup, or the Desert Classic. Wait...I just remembered. NONE of those things applies to the lives of a vast majority of Pakistanis, anyways. It applies, at best, to the handful of political cronies, stooges, and yes-men of yours who have ruled our blighted country over the ages. Whew. Thank God. Your thinly-veiled threat of "grave consequences" doesn't matter the SLIGHTEST to the majority of us, after all.

The few of us who HAVE visited the Middle East, have been duly received with scorn, disdain, and disrespect...as if we were borderline untouchables. So, in a way, I'm glad that you're showing off your very REAL - side to all of us. Before this announcement of yours, we were actually in two minds as to whether we mattered to you as "Muslim brethren". I think no one amongst us harbors any such illusions, any longer.

In a way, I am glad, too, that our young men will no longer be able to build your glittering cities, our toddler children will no longer race your smelly camels, our womenfolk will not act as your maids, our people will not perform duties as servants and lackeys, and generally, do all those duties - as bonded laborers - that you and your ilk are incapable of doing, simply because you're lazy, smug, self-aggrandizing, pompous, inefficient, incapable, and have actually no clue about how much you're derided, scorned, and made fun of. Clearly, the lack of intellect that prompted your personal vitriolic outburst comes into play in us formulating a poor opinion of you, and others like you. So...good riddance, Sir. Have a nice day.

Sincerely...a common Pakistani.
P.S. Lay off our endangered wildlife too, you……..